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Liz and Stefan called me wanting to be on Real Couples through Avalon, who put in a good word for me. They did their homework by checking out the site, recognised some of their fellow colleagues then contacted me. It was a while before I shot them as I was in the midst of setting off to Czech and they were on their way to Ibiza for a working holiday.

So here I am, in Staines, over an hour late after turning up at what I thought was the right address in the wrong part of the area. Doh. Liz is actually an Aussie (Sheila) who has done a bit of work in the states for such chubby companies like Zero Tolerance, Redlight and others so is no stranger to all this. Stefan has been in the adult industry for a few years already and has manged to avoid my attention until now. Liz has a striking resemblance to Jirina, a Czech woman John Mason brought over a couple of years ago. Liz and Stefan qualified for the show as they are engaged. Although Stefan had a hard time starting off with, I had faith he was going to come through and this he did with gusto. It’s a strange observation this but I notice that tiny girls take large cocks a lot easier than their larger counterparts. Their anal movie was like Wow! Hot stuff. I love to download attractive women doing kinky things and Liz did not disappoint. All this was garnished with hot kissing and general passion between the two as they went at it until Liz gave the order whilst Stefan was drilling her arse to come in her mouth. I think this proved too much for him as he tugged out and yanked off a torrent of sexy jizz in her waiting mouth, baiting him even more with filthy talk. She held the spunk in her mouth before pushing it out of the corner of her mouth and letting it drip off her chin and on her puppies in traditional porn style. Needless to say after a sexy session like that, Liz and Stefan weren’t the only one sweating. Another blinding shoot for Real Couples.

Oh hell yeah I believe Jim Slip has outdone himself today with this Brit slut. That’s the perfect outfit for that naughty girl. Oh and once you take those tiny black panties off there’s easy acess to all her pink bits! You can be sure Old Jim is utilizing that part! He’s trying out every hole on his new fuck toy!

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At last, Katalin made it to Real Couples. In the beginning she wanted to be on it with a fuck buddy/ performer colleague she was fond of in the industry but I relented, not convinced this was worthy of the Real Couples stamp of approval. I know she’e been with Snipes (not his real name obviously) for quite some time now, plus Kats been out of the loop performing for a while for reasons I won’t divulge, but I would say her involvement with this chap was intrumental in her absence. Kat introduced me to her beau a couple of months ago when I gave her the green light. At this point he wasn’t too sure but then gave in and thought what the hell, you only live once and decided to give it a go. His nick name on the bouncing circuit is Snipes because of his similarity in looks with a certain ebony movie star by the name of Wesley.

On the day, there was no nerves on his part, well , if there was he certainly covered it over with a plump display of confidence in himself. I felt comfortable in a man who has a huge ego: I know he can’t fail. Hell, he woun’t fail because he knows if he does, all involved have a right to shoot him down in flames and Snipes don’t look the type of man to be shot down in flames. If you dl him in the pics, you’ll know what I mean. Despite the buff body and muscles, Snipes is actually a friendly, polite and cordial kind of guy. I can tell u that his anal clip with Kat is the first time he has done this with her in their relationship. My only regret losing in this shoot, it was not until the very end that Kat mentioned that her boyfriend is a fat foot guy. Katalin does have a lovely pair of feet, which I noticed, she did her nails all in pink. I suspect he avoided that thinking I might have thought him weird or something. This aside, it was a more personal shoot for Katalin which is rare, as it hasn’t come to my knowledge that she has had a genuine orgasm on tape yet. I suspected she did on the day because she was being more noisier than usual. It was worrying because the bed was banging and creaking and I thought the neighbours could hear outside. Kat and Snipes seemed oblivious to this. My only gripe, if I am allowed 1 is that Snipes, being new to all this committed the usual crime that nebies usually commit when performing: Smothering the woman and arms getting in the way of man meat and pussy action. This is amazing for soft, frustrating for the hard. Still, with my deft editing techniques, I’m sure I’ll do this lovely couple justice. A damn good effort on their part. Top show.

This is not a standard game of billiards and as always the guys from UK Roadtrips never settle for just one Brit slut when two will do better. They’ve got two hot babes up on the table and it’s a no holes barred game of hide the sausage or dildo as the case might be! These girls are hot and horny and totally getting it on. Of course that is always the way with the guys on the road trip a new set of sluts every stop and lots of hot pussy.

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I’ve known of this couple about a year into my official post as full time pornographer some five years ago. Their names came up in chats with people around the way so they were known on the porn circuit as swingers more than performers and models. Carl is a regular dancer, hence the superfit body. He tells me he doesn’t even go to the gym that his body is due to dancing and fucking loads.

Here we are again, a month later and I’m impressed, not only with Amandas deep tan but also the fact she is wearing a bright yellow top in contrast with her skin tone. Okay, the lounge also had yellow walls but you can’t have everything. Since Carl wasn’t there yet, I decided to use the time wisely by interviewing Amanda, you watch, technically, she only qualifies for Real Couples because she still has sex on occasions with Carl, but really, they have split up since last November. This was interesting to me as I felt they had something more deeper and interesting than being straight up fuck buddies and derived a new twist on the Real Couples angle.

Carl arrived straight from work and u could tell straight away they were familiar by the way Carl confidently rubbed his hand into Amandas crotch to make sure she wasn’t dripping with another mans jizz inside her. Amanda seemed keen to get it on with Carl by the way they feverishly got out of their clothes to start slobbing and licking on each others bits. Amanda was great but Carl was also full of personality that it had me wondering why he wasn’t performing on a regular basis in the porn industry, since he is shagging girls left and right all over the place, or so it seems according to Amanda, whom seemed to be quite turned on about it when she was asking if the current girl in her exes life takes it up the arse and Carl telling her matter of factly how tight the other girls twat was amongst other things. This is a difficult thing to get out on screen unscripted with a natural performance, especially when u consider that Carl has met me in the flesh for the first time. He put his huge hard ebony man meat to good use in Amandas mouth, muff and arse and this is where they exceeded my expectation, Carl, being the kinky sod I found him out to be was an expert shot with spit when lubing up Amandas arse for anal and gaped her arse effectively for visual spectacle before going back in building up to his climax where Amanda did butt (or arse as I prefer) to mouth with him as he came in her mouth, but then this comes as no surprise as they appear to like watching pornography and like most people who are into it, imitate what turns them on. Good for me though..and good for you. I left there with a rather sexy shoot in the bag if I may say so. Good for u too, if u dig my stuff.

This old horndog took our cute teen for a walk. He even brought a little rug (gee isn’t he thoughtful?). Well the rug is for him because he planned on slipping his old dick into this hot teen right from the get go. Our crafty old fart just lured her out in the woods and took advantage of those rampant teen hormones. Smart huh?

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Horny Jim Slip was in the mood for some air hostess pussy today. So out he goes and comes back with a fine little piece of fuck meat. This British whore makes a superb little hostess and especially since she has no panties on. Now that’s how they should all dress and they should all bend over just as easy to take a big cock.

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It’s unbelievable the lengths those old mans will go to when offered a hot teen slit with conditions. The condition this time is that this hot young hottie wants to play Mistress. Well our old guy is willing to go along for a short while anyway. After all a piece this tight should never be let go easily. She was well worth it too.

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The recent one guy one girl stops and the girl on girl stops the guys from UK Roadtrips made were fun but there’s nothing that compares to a pair of hot Brit sluts and one guy getting all their attention! That’s even hotter and this guy is loving the three way dicking and all that attention from these horny girls. It’s hot and it’s dirty just as we have come to expect from UK Road Trips.

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We broke for luch then headed off to Robert Rosenbergs home/ office for the next shoot. I was warned that he was a character and a guy of a highly personable nature and that this was going to be his third jizz shot of the day. Robert arrived and he is just the person who I thought I met at Brussells Erotic Show about 3 years before. We shook hands and he introduced me to his girlfriend Janette whose pictures where all over the wall in his lounge and a few in the office.

I got a taste of Roberts eccentric personality during pictures when he switched the tv on to download the sport highlights. I found this amusing, where some might find it rude as he still blazed through the photo shoot with absolutely no problems. You could tell he was a veteran of such shoots as at one point, I swear he looked disineterested. Picture shoot over, the tv was off and he got down to business on his girlfriend Janette, who is an attractive blonde 20 something who has a fit body, a lovely smile and a nice warm personality, a typical trait amongst Czech girls I am quickly finding out for myself. The couple made short shrift of this clip slobbing, fucking and alternating between vag to arse repeatedly, leadng to several gaping shots and a facial in the arse where Jeanette scooped spunk out of her arse with her fingers and sucked them off. I almost felt like I didn’t work this couple hard enough when Robert said to me “U like my special treat? I do this for you” Being a porn star couple, this was all in a days work for Janette and Robert and still she insist he fuck her harder. I saw the size of his weiner repeatedly plowing in and out of her lil sphincter and I was convinced, she absolutely loves a plugging in the bum. I’m not complaining.