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This is not a standard game of billiards and as always the guys from UK Roadtrips never settle for just one Brit slut when two will do better. They’ve got two hot babes up on the table and it’s a no holes barred game of hide the sausage or dildo as the case might be! These girls are hot and horny and totally getting it on. Of course that is always the way with the guys on the road trip a new set of sluts every stop and lots of hot pussy.

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I’ve known of this couple about a year into my official post as full time pornographer some five years ago. Their names came up in chats with people around the way so they were known on the porn circuit as swingers more than performers and models. Carl is a regular dancer, hence the superfit body. He tells me he doesn’t even go to the gym that his body is due to dancing and fucking loads.

Here we are again, a month later and I’m impressed, not only with Amandas deep tan but also the fact she is wearing a bright yellow top in contrast with her skin tone. Okay, the lounge also had yellow walls but you can’t have everything. Since Carl wasn’t there yet, I decided to use the time wisely by interviewing Amanda, you watch, technically, she only qualifies for Real Couples because she still has sex on occasions with Carl, but really, they have split up since last November. This was interesting to me as I felt they had something more deeper and interesting than being straight up fuck buddies and derived a new twist on the Real Couples angle.

Carl arrived straight from work and u could tell straight away they were familiar by the way Carl confidently rubbed his hand into Amandas crotch to make sure she wasn’t dripping with another mans jizz inside her. Amanda seemed keen to get it on with Carl by the way they feverishly got out of their clothes to start slobbing and licking on each others bits. Amanda was great but Carl was also full of personality that it had me wondering why he wasn’t performing on a regular basis in the porn industry, since he is shagging girls left and right all over the place, or so it seems according to Amanda, whom seemed to be quite turned on about it when she was asking if the current girl in her exes life takes it up the arse and Carl telling her matter of factly how tight the other girls twat was amongst other things. This is a difficult thing to get out on screen unscripted with a natural performance, especially when u consider that Carl has met me in the flesh for the first time. He put his huge hard ebony man meat to good use in Amandas mouth, muff and arse and this is where they exceeded my expectation, Carl, being the kinky sod I found him out to be was an expert shot with spit when lubing up Amandas arse for anal and gaped her arse effectively for visual spectacle before going back in building up to his climax where Amanda did butt (or arse as I prefer) to mouth with him as he came in her mouth, but then this comes as no surprise as they appear to like watching pornography and like most people who are into it, imitate what turns them on. Good for me though..and good for you. I left there with a rather sexy shoot in the bag if I may say so. Good for u too, if u dig my stuff.

This old horndog took our cute teen for a walk. He even brought a little rug (gee isn’t he thoughtful?). Well the rug is for him because he planned on slipping his old dick into this hot teen right from the get go. Our crafty old fart just lured her out in the woods and took advantage of those rampant teen hormones. Smart huh?

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Horny Jim Slip was in the mood for some air hostess pussy today. So out he goes and comes back with a fine little piece of fuck meat. This British whore makes a superb little hostess and especially since she has no panties on. Now that’s how they should all dress and they should all bend over just as easy to take a big cock.

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It’s unbelievable the lengths those old mans will go to when offered a hot teen slit with conditions. The condition this time is that this hot young hottie wants to play Mistress. Well our old guy is willing to go along for a short while anyway. After all a piece this tight should never be let go easily. She was well worth it too.

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The recent one guy one girl stops and the girl on girl stops the guys from UK Roadtrips made were fun but there’s nothing that compares to a pair of hot Brit sluts and one guy getting all their attention! That’s even hotter and this guy is loving the three way dicking and all that attention from these horny girls. It’s hot and it’s dirty just as we have come to expect from UK Road Trips.

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We broke for luch then headed off to Robert Rosenbergs home/ office for the next shoot. I was warned that he was a character and a guy of a highly personable nature and that this was going to be his third jizz shot of the day. Robert arrived and he is just the person who I thought I met at Brussells Erotic Show about 3 years before. We shook hands and he introduced me to his girlfriend Janette whose pictures where all over the wall in his lounge and a few in the office.

I got a taste of Roberts eccentric personality during pictures when he switched the tv on to download the sport highlights. I found this amusing, where some might find it rude as he still blazed through the photo shoot with absolutely no problems. You could tell he was a veteran of such shoots as at one point, I swear he looked disineterested. Picture shoot over, the tv was off and he got down to business on his girlfriend Janette, who is an attractive blonde 20 something who has a fit body, a lovely smile and a nice warm personality, a typical trait amongst Czech girls I am quickly finding out for myself. The couple made short shrift of this clip slobbing, fucking and alternating between vag to arse repeatedly, leadng to several gaping shots and a facial in the arse where Jeanette scooped spunk out of her arse with her fingers and sucked them off. I almost felt like I didn’t work this couple hard enough when Robert said to me “U like my special treat? I do this for you” Being a porn star couple, this was all in a days work for Janette and Robert and still she insist he fuck her harder. I saw the size of his weiner repeatedly plowing in and out of her lil sphincter and I was convinced, she absolutely loves a plugging in the bum. I’m not complaining.

This old man is far from stupid he knows if a girl is horny enough to lie down on the beach to masturbate that she’ll be happy to take some old meat pole. He’s still got the stuff to make those naughty young girls squirm and cum. This hot blonde was no different and she’s more than willing to stuff her hot cunt with his cock rather than her fingers.

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If you’ve ever seen a film called Carlitos Way, you’ll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some ’stand up guys’ by saying he’ll be quick “Boom, boom, in and out guy!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of 10 years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let’s not forget without Martins penis in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and you would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting naked and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples clip in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the guy gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their small lady after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could download that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his cumshot (a strong squirty 1) and there we have it, 1 hot lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out dude, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a jizz pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t watch it , just thought I’d share that with you.

I arrived at Prague airport where I was picked up by Karl and his friend/ assistant Maurice who were both pleased to watch I had arrived and whisked me straight to the hotel to check in at The White House and guess who should be there, shooting in the same hotel as moi? None other than porn legend Rocco Siffredi. Jazz was also there as he was working for Rocco. It’s ironic that Jazz started out with me years before then my first time in Czech, Jazz is there with Rocco in the same buildiong as me. Plans were made to me Lucia, the first of my shoots slated for Real Couples who wanted to meet me over dinner, without Maurice because she didn’t want to be crowded out with guys talking about the business or typical guy things.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly cute and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very sweet as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young teen.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first 1 was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn’t do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the 1 who is privileged to video them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were shy, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the mov which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal jizz shot in her pussy and she sucked his spunk coated boner as Karls cream dripped and ran out of her skank. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn’t have hoped for a smoother shoot.