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We have another first here on Real Couples! Lorna and Leon whom some of you may remember from way back in the early days introduced me to Kelly and Stuart( whom I shot quite recently) decided they wanted to do a foursome vid… I have to admit we’ve been on a bit of a roll recently with this.

I arrived on the day and in my quest to keeping it real as possible I let them lead as I documented what followed. The anatomy of this shoot is typical in that you meet up, say your hellos and how u doings, have a ciggy and chew the huge for a bit before things start getting a bit sexual….It was only a matter of time before things got a bit frisky after a seemingly normal greeting and I think with a deft bit of editing I’ve managed to encapsulate this within the first couple of minutes when in real time it took about 20 minutes or so.

As per usual, the girls disappeared together in the bathroom for a bit of girly gossip or whatever it is that 2 girls wandering off together do and because they were gone for awhile us blokes got bored with each others company real fast and noticed our main reason for meeting up today had not been back in awhile.

I kind of suspected what was going on and went upstairs with the guys with my camera on anyway. We walked into the lounge to see what I had suspected all along. The girls were getting it on, kissing and fingering and licking each others pussies! This was a good start because I was a bit worried that on my arrival the lack of spark because Kelly and Stu had a long 1 last night, drinking and shagging that things were in kind of slow motion to begin with. Lorna however was full of zeal and made it clear she was up for a good rogering today.

Justine and Martin Gunn both are working porn stars in their own right and no doubt met from doing porn which has its own set of chemistry right there in itself, so a lil lecture from myself at the beginning didn’t go amiss until it came to doing the stills and Justine decided she wasn’t going to take her fellas large tool in the choo-cha (back door action arse fans)…It turns out they don’t really do anal in private but only for videos and since I insisted on reality based’ I thought…Aw shucks, what the hell. Bum fucking aint everything. Though to be brutally honest I think it would’ve been more fun for me to watch than Justine receiving it, although she promised she would do it for me on any other shoot but…’not with his fucking size! Look at his dick! It will killme!’

Yes Martin is’nt what you would call under developed by any long shot but this is why I devilishly goaded her with a’ Go on teen! Just for me” Bless her cotton socks, she was actually thinking about doing it but I insisted I was joking as goading couples into doing things they do not do or want to do is not my style. That would really detract from what we do with this line but I promised her I would book her for another shoot outside of her partner and I will find the biggest man meat in The Czech Republic to plunder her bum hole with….Ha ha haaaa! Justine darling you have a beautiful arse and it would be a crime against all humanity to not watch u do anal but today, seriously in danger of getting thumped by her fella I let it go.

Actually Martin is a vagina cat and we discovered through conversation we knew certain people over the years in the industry from here to Belgium so I scored brownie points there.

Familiarity and chit chat aside we got down to the business at hand and the couple turned out a rather nice mov. Justine gleefully manhandled Martins weapon in her mouth so well I thought it was going to leave stretch marks on her lips. Seriously the way she went to work on him I bet she could’ve taken it up the bum no problem and secretly I wondered how I could manoeuvre the shoot to abit of back door loving but this would’ve seriously robbed me of the chemistry that ensued between them. It seemed quite clear that Justine, despite being much smaller than Martin seemed like she was the 1 wearing the pants…But hey, don’t most women come across this way in relationships?

I’ve had this idea in my head for awhile now and it might seem like a crass generalisation but from where I’m coming from it appears to be true: I don’t think I know any red heads who aren’t insatiably horny. Kellie Steele (and not because of the delightful knee trembler she gave me) and….I can’t think of any others right now, and Peaches (not real name mind…more of an affectionate nickname from Pete her partner)

Peaches and Pete came to my attention from another couple I shot for the series, Emma and Tony. Peaches and Pete met through the internet and are swingers, indulging in parties and orgies and the like. To be truthful, I see a couple who appear to have matching sexual libidos…Both are broadminded and certainly experimental and here they are late at night in the hotel I had booked for them. The night before Good Friday.

I know some people hate hotels but to be honest, they are really convenient when u cant shoot a couple in their own home for whatever reason. So here we all are, couped up in a hotel room in North London and Peaches is gagging for a shagging having abstained for nearly a week as they don’t live with each other and also live apart, meeting up for a weekend marathon of sex, sex and more sex.

I’ve known of Lara and her partner for some time now and very nearly shot them several months ago but the time wasn’t right yet as she was tied up in commitment to some other agreement, so this was a long time coming. It turned out that Lara and Mike were keen to do something outdoors which was fine with me but by the time we trekked across and up a hill and across a bridge over a stream the weather took a slightly unpredictable turn and the perils of shooting scenes outdoors was compounded by strange looking insects getting in the way and in their bits so we knocked that on the head after awhile and opted for the comfy environs of their home. It was here when other problems started to emerge.

All this stop starting and stuff was playing with Mikes hard on and to further add, he had a splitting head ache too. Normally, most producers would just chuck the towel in but I’ve been around this before and when you know a boy has been with his partner for several years and not only wants to do a vid but has done it already, then u know that man is capable of doing the do no matter what. Mind you Lara is so lovely, I was half tempted to ask if I could take over and he could step back and scene bu that would’ve been might presumptious of me so I just called time for them to chill, have a drink or two then get back to it later. This paid dividends as when we got back into it, the sort of things that hindered him before were now a moot issue.

The wood u can say, was good and Lara got hers good and proper from the living room where she gave him a bj, he licked her out and fingered her to orgasm before sticking his peen in her vag before giving the all important tour of the house by moving the action to the bedroom where they banged in a variety of positions before Mike ended up creaming in Laras tight small twat as I filmed his cream dribbling out and dripping onto the bed. Mike was on such a roll that he ended up being more dynamic on the soft version by shagging Lara on a revolving chair, from fucking her vagina to spinning her around to suck his peen repeating this several times, I wish I did shoot it hard now but it would have been disjointed from the hard clip so I didn’t bother. He even pumped out another jism shot in Laras muff to which I took stills of since I forgot to do it at the end of the hard version…Oh and not that it matters much but this was 1 of the first few shoots Lara has done sporting her new look which is in fact her original colour I’m reliably informed.

The great thing about Kat and Kenny is that they seem to be more realer than real, being married in the traditional sense, with a child and paying a mortgage but seem to be sincerely enthusiastic still about doing porn and more important, about each other. Sure. Like most new couples to me, they had that timid energy but it didn’t stop Kenny having a raging wang and besides, today, Kat had a special treat for him which must have added that extra twitch of excitement to the fact she was treating him to the rare occasion of allowing him to stick his boner in (gasp) her bum!

Yes, believe it or not, there are girls out there who do this as a special treat for their fellas, not unlike Mother indulging her young un to the filling induced pleasure of munching sweeties. And like some couples devoted to each other, Kenny allows his missus to be the boss of the household. Either that or because of her experience modelling he allowed her to dictate in which order and direction the shoot went and for what it was worth it turned out to be a really enjoyable shoot, not only for them but for me also as I filmed their natural progression from chit chat to kissing and foreplay and the eventual sex that ensued which had its beginnings on the sofa then moved upstairs to the bedroom for comfort, after enough, slobbing and fucking, Kat decided it was time he slipped his raging hard on in her bum and afforded him a generous moment to indulge himself in the tightness of her butt hole and what a lovely butt his lady has and nice prominent nipples too. Kenny had no problems in this department and told me he couldn’t hold off any longer and followed through by taking his weiner out of her arse and slipping it into her vagina for the frenzied ride to climax which he did inside her vagina. So deep in fact that it didn’t seep out until much later when we were shooting the soft version, where u could hear it squelching away with every pound Kenny drove into her.

I also got Kat doing a lap dance as Kenny revealed this through conversation…it just had to be done. All in all it was a very satisfactory outcome and I certainly would like to have them in front of my camera again…A very nice couple indeed. Down to earth and loved what they did and definitely into each other…its like, doing porn is like a second wedding ring in my mind and this mov certainly consolidates that notion.

This senior guy was the first patron in the bar today. This cute little teenie was going to take good care of him. Lucky day for the early bird because he had some special needs that you don’t usually get taken care of by a cute barmaid. However, where there is a will, there is a way and this old fart sure had a will. He even creams her hot little face for good measure. She’ll be cleaning that up for a while.

Click here for more of this old fart getting hot young pussy

The boys from Uk Roadtrips knew their friend had a surprise for them as they made a detour to visit. What our footloose UK boys did not know is there were several surprises. It started with this palatial house owned by their bud and did not end there. By the side of this beautiful pool in Esher were two horny brit sluts and they were ready and willing to take on all three of the travellers. It’s wild and wet and they did not even need the pool to get these sluts wet!

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Do not misunderstand us when i say this but you might think that Shelly Ann and Alan are our favourite couples in the fact we have this second viewer submission from them but in fact we love all the couples equally and we love Shelly and Alan too for sharing their personal moments with us as I’m sure u will too.

This new submission from this delightfully attractive couple who featured here already in an exclusive shoot already features them being filmed by another couple getting up to all manner of mischief on a Sunday afternoon driving around, mooning other motorists and parading around the hillsides of Norwich in her skimpy underwear under a long coat ( why do I never see this in my local park?)being spotted by the locals when she takes a pee and scarpering back to the car to “terrorise” a car dealership by teasing the salesman and giving him a model display on the cars outside before beating a hasty retreat back home where she has a pee in the garden before her female compadre of the seldom seen other couple are obviously fluffing a bunch of strange men for a home made bukkake! Shelly sucks them off one and two at a time as they take it in turns gushing up their own brand of guy milk over her boobs and u get the feeling these guys are no match for what Shelly has to offer with her voracious sexuality. Alan shows em how its done while remaining hospitable by allowing his partner to share her delights with these guys and they leave her jugs glistening and dripping in cream by the end of this vid.

Fans of genuine home made films will revel in this delightftul film even if it is bereft of the typical inny and outty pumping fanny and bum bum action you’ve come to expect from Real Couples but I’m sure you’ll forgive all that with this small gem!

Crystal is a darling to those in the world of fetish, wildly unpredictable and sexually left field…Nik isn’t the same way but obviously benefits out of it. I can only say the incidents that followed left me feeling what a strange and surreal day it was for me and I had to consider shooting the soft version. Frankly Crystal is too hard core to do soft and she did so much pissing and squirting that day I wondered where she stored all that water in her small lil frame.

Now followers and ardent fans of Real Couples should recognise that with all the watery antics of late that it has no bearing on me pushing for it. More like swings and roundabouts…Occasionally we get a whole bunch of couples who enjoy doing a certain type of act and another straight after that don’t…it seems watersports is the kink of choice at the moment.

So be warned! Viewer discretion is advised. This is more of a role playing and extreme acts movie than the typical loving and fucking thoroughfare we normally offer but we stand fast behind couples who express themselves in any which way they want to.

I filmed the couples talking to each other without them realising I was filming to capture the ambience of what it is really like and the natural progression to the sex movie with both couples fumbling their partners under the table to the inevitable fingering of pussies and blowjobs that ensued. Donna and Richard opted for the couch as Linda and Paul carried on in the kitchen on the work surface where after a bit of frigging Linda to a squirty climax, Paul rubbed his peen on her sensitive twat but instead of sliding it in he went straight for the anal instead as she wailed and moaned to his steady pranging? stud does she wail like she is loving it!

Donna and Richard aka Vinnie Bones (now an industry man at the consent of his missus, named so because of his likeness to a certain ex footballer cream hard boy actor geezer&all heneeds is the bushy ebony eye brows and he’s away) were getting it on in a display of positions from missionary to 69 as they gave head to each other before Vinnie banged her in the doggy position. Linda and Paul came into the room and did a bit before they swapped partners as both guys got blowjobs and licked each others women out. Paul was the first 1 to come unable to hold back with Donna after she rode him, he stroked out and came all in her mouth as Vinny carried on fucking Linda as Paul and Donna took a break having an after shag *fag (*that’s smoking cigarettes to you nice American folk btw) in the kitchen.

Vinny decided he wanted to come in Lindas vag and get his missus to lick it out after he penetrated his missus in the arse first and Linda licked her muff at the same time, heightening her orgasm when she came. Vinnie resumed fucking Linda like a true champion in control of himself and pumped her muff full of jism as he fell flat exhausted on the floor. Linda stood up and let the cream drip out of her muff into Donnas mouth. Bloke that was kinky! And another great shoot was had for Real Couples! Yay!